1. Your main character does not have to be likable, but he or she has to have spunk. Spunk in the past or spunk in the present. Wounded spunk, subtle spunk, suppressed spunk that slowly works its way to the surface.
2. When plotting, logic is your friend. Coincidence is your enemy.
3. When describing, be concrete. Mementoes over memories. The soft hand of the sheets matters as much as the harshness of the dreams.
4. No one could ever sigh as much as women sigh in my early drafts. It’s not medically possible. Could they maybe breathe deeply once in a while, or shrug their shoulders, or shuffle their feet?
5. I tend to think of character’s back story as boring cocktail party small talk. Readers, not so much. Readers naturally wonder why characters do what they do. So clue them in now and then. Let their pasts shine through by constantly asking, “Why?”
6. Try to leave every chapter with a hook to the next. But do not let this hook be obvious, like “Jenna was about to learn how very wrong she was.” Yes, this is harder than planting potatoes in a frozen field. But do it anyway.
7. Don’t let anyone tell you differently: A little bit of “telling” is absolutely fine. IF it’s brilliantly written.
8. The title of the book has to feel like the genre and style of your writing. You may have inadvertently titled your chick lit book with a high falutin’ literary title. Or your mystery may have a title that sounds like non-fiction. It needs to match, so the reader’s expectations are properly met.
9. Make the acknowledgments at the back of the book as complicated and effusive as you like, but keep the dedication simple and humble. A too-lofty dedication can set the wrong tone.
10. Read and revise your manuscript onscreen, sure, but also print it out, and staple the chapters together. The act of reading it on paper uses different mental muscles.
11. The opening sentence is far, far, more important than the closing one.
12. That being said, if you screw up the ending no reader will ever forgive you. Think long and hard about what would be an emotionally satisfying ending. Not a happy one, necessarily, or a beautifully written one. But an emotionally satisfying one.
13. If you screw up the middle, you won’t be alone. Many writers’ books have flaws in the middle. However, yours isn’t going to be one, so put some more plot in the freaking middle, would you?
14. There are really two types of writers: those who need to be told no no no, no more of that! And those that need to be told yes, yes, yes, more more more of that! Figure out which you are, and try to act accordingly.
Kelly Simmons is the author of the Simon & Schuster novels STANDING STILL and THE BIRD HOUSE. She also blogs at kellyasimmons.blogspot.com and blathers on twitter @kellysimmons.
Oh, and always keep a journal for notes.

On Saturday, January 14 the Liars Club will host a potluck/BYOB meet and greet for ALL of our writer friends. Doesn’t matter if you’re an absolute beginner or an experienced professional –if you write, you’re a writer…and that means you’re invited. Significant others welcome. Teens okay (but parents are responsible to make sure they only touch the soft drinks!).
The Liars Club has declared 2012 the YEAR OF THE WRITERS COMMUNITY, and we want to kick that off with this informal get-together. Bring something to share and join us! This will be a terrific networking opportunity as well as a lot of fun.
The event will be at the Park at Westminster Apartments, Abbey Building (first floor Community Room); 600 Valley Road in Warrington (at Valley and Street Roads). Look for the balloons! Click here for a map.
We kick off at 7pm!
Every year, Steve Fried and Diane Ayres throw a party for Philadelphia authors, journalists and publishing folks. This year it’s on December 12. Here’s the invitation:

The annual holiday gathering of Philadelphia writers (as well as editors, photographers, designers and others who eke out a living in the world of words and images, or the teaching thereof) will be held on December 12 from 5:30-8:00 at Bliss Restaurant, 220 Broad Street.
There is no need to RSVP, and please feel free to bring spouses or significant others. Also, please forward this invitation to anybody else you think should be there. The more the merrier.
Thanks again to Bliss owner Christ Dhimitri, whose annual hospitality and nibbly bits are deeply appreciated.
Your hosts (and I use that term advisedly, since “hosting” this party involves nothing more than picking the date, sending out this initial email to be forwarded around, and reminding you it’s a cash bar) are Stephen Fried and Diane Ayres.
Click here for a map.
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Join us for a FREE 3-hour networking and discussion about writing and publishing at the Writers Coffeehouse.
Location: BARNES & NOBLE WILLOW GROVE (102 Park Avenue, Willow Grove, PA 19090).
Time: Coffeehouse Sunday, November 27, 2011, noon to 3pm
The Writers Coffeehouse is open to everyone.
It’s a bunch of writers sitting around talking about writing…with coffee. No agenda…just chat about the latest trends in the industry, about markets, about pitching and selling, about frustration, about keeping the inner fires alight, about dealing with our families, about how damn tough it is to make it as a writer at the best of times and what writers can do to stay afloat in these troubled economic waters.
No previous publishing experience necessary…the Writers Coffeehouse attracts everyone from absolute beginner to award-winners and bestsellers. We’re all writers.
The Coffeehouse is a regular event which meets on the last Sunday of every month from noon to 3pm. Grab a cup of coffee and join us in the meeting room in the left rear corner of the store (next to the music section).
For more information, drop me a line at don@liarsclubphilly.com.
And join us online at TheWritersCoffeehouseOnline-subscribe@yahoogroups.com
The LIARS CLUB (www.liarsclubphilly.com) is a group of professional writers from the Philadelphia area who give talks, workshops, signings and events in support of bookstores, libraries, literacy and the love of books.
The Liars Club lineup includes Jonathan Maberry (New York Times bestseller and multiple Bram Stoker Award winning author and Marvel Comics writer); L. A. Banks (New York Times best-selling author of paranormal thrillers and spooky romances); Gregory Frost (best-selling fantasy author); Solomon Jones (Daily News columnist and crime novelist); Jon McGoran (author of forensics thrillers for Penguin as D H Dublin); Kelly Simmons (women’s contemporary fiction author); Ed Pettit (book reviewer and renowned expert on Edgar Allen Poe); Dennis Tafoya (celebrated crime writer); Don Lafferty (publicist, social media guru, crime fiction and non fiction magazine feature writer), Marie Lamba (author of Young Adult novels); Merry Jones (mystery novelist and humorist), Keith Strunk (actor, playwright, historian and children’s storyteller) and Keith DeCandido (author of dozens of science fiction, fantasy and media tie-in novels).
Hope to see you there!
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