Ah, youth.

by Simmons on December 18, 2009

in Advice for Writers

And now, the answer to the question that stymies me whenever I speak to a group of high-school-age writers:   “What should I major in if I want to write novels?”

Major in statistics. You’ll learn the odds of getting published are roughly three zillion to one.

Major in economics. You’ll understand why the publishing companies will never put you on a book tour or run an ad for your book in The New Yorker.

Major in law. You can fight Google and everyone else who wants to offer your book as a free download.

Major in journalism. Your future will appear so tenuous your parents will beg you to be a novelist instead.

Major in history. You’ll unearth enough material that you won’t need to invest in research and travel, which you’ll never make back on your advance.

Major in drama. Being rejected during auditions will make being rejected on paper seem like child’s play.

Major in forensics. When you inevitably end up writing for a hack TV crime show, you won’t have to work too hard.

Major in English. That’s what all the English majors would tell you to do.

Major in computer science. You can invent something with a better name than “vook.”

Major in Spanish. It will help your parents understand your Hemingway-esque desire to run with the bulls.

Major in psychology. Trust me –it’s easier to work through daddy issues on the couch than on the page.

Major in Phys Ed. Most first-time authors are attractive and fit. (Oh, don’t tell me you don’t look at those author photos!)

Major in music. Since you’re going to be singing the blues your entire life, you may as well be in tune.

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Wellington Square Bookshop

You can kick off your holiday festivities and shopping with us at Wellington Square Bookshop, Saturday, December 5th from noon till 2:00 p.m. As usual, you can nibble on free goodies, meet some of us, and play a bookstore trivia game to win autographed book bags and signed books. There will even be a story time for kids, featuring an original picture book manuscript read by author Keith Strunk.

Philly Liars Club at Moravian Book Shop

While you’re there, enjoy hanging out with these Liars: Bram Stoker award winner Jonathan Maberry (Patient Zero, St. Martin’s), fantasy author Gregory Frost (Shadowbridge, and Lord Tophet, Del Rey/Random House), young adult author Marie Lamba (What I Meant…, Random House), contemporary novelist Kelly Simmons (Standing Still, Washington Square Press/Simon and Schuster), debut crime novelist Dennis Tafoya (Dope Thief, St. Martin’s), historical author Keith Strunk (Prallsville Mills and Stockton, Arcadia Publishing Images of America Series), mystery author Merry Jones (The Borrowed and Blue Murders, Minotaur Books), mystery author Jon McGoran who writes as D.H. Dublin (Freezer Burn, Berkley Books), and social media marketing consultant, writer and lecturer Don Lafferty.

Marie Lamba

So what’s the occasion? “Of course we love hanging out with readers and having a great time, but there is definitely a more serious reason for our celebrations,” says author Marie Lamba. “We’re throwing parties for independent bookstores because they definitely deserve our support. At a time when online retailers and big chain bookstores are squeezing out indies all over the country, we all need to step in and show how much we appreciate and need unique shops like Wellington Square Bookshop.”

As soon as you step into Wellington Square Bookshop, you know it’s unique.  Maybe it’s the fountain, or the tin ceilings, or the pillars that look like they’ve been taken from an ancient Indian palace. The store occupies a 3700 sq ft space, and includes an elegant gourmet coffee shop with goodies from Delightful Desserts of West Chester.

And of course there are the books: new titles, used titles, first editions and rare books. “We are definitely NOT a Barnes and Noble,” says Jolie Miao, who works at the store. The shop refuses to carry Oprah’s book club picks or Twilight, but here you will find many a treasured title you won’t easily find elsewhere. They also offer free book appraisal services to anyone who asks. In addition, the store carries gift items including candles, book lights, notebooks and packaged coffees. For the undecided holiday shopper, there are gift cards.

The differences from the chain bookstores run deeper than the store’s beautiful architecture and eclectic selection of books. “We are chill people and we like to have fun,” says Miao.  “We all read voraciously in our free time, and love to discuss books over a cup of coffee with a customer! As an independent bookstore, we really can get to know our customers.” This all translates into great service. They can personally recommend books to people, and have been known to call customers when that new book from a favorite author finally arrives or gets announced in a press release. “We love to meet bookies who share our passion,” Miao says.  “We’re truly in it for the books first.”

The community is starting to notice, and is taking part in events at the store including author signings, a weekly story time, and two book clubs.  The bookstore also welcomes outside book clubs to hold their meetings in the shop. And to sweeten the deal, Wellington Square Bookshop will even give these clubs free coffee and pastries, along with 20% off their club’s book purchases.

Dennis Tafoya

“This store is a gem,” says author Dennis Tafoya, who urges people to think of independent bookstores first before going to that online retailer or chain store. “By shopping at independents for your holiday purchases, you’ll help ensure that unique stores like Wellington Square Bookshop will be here for us for years to come.”

“The best part is that by purchasing through them, you are helping out your own neighborhood,” author Merry Jones says. “Independent bookstores are so much more than shops. They are the very heart and soul of your community. We need them, and we hope everyone feels the same and joins the Liars on December 5th to show support for Wellington Square Bookshop. This is going to be a great party – no lie!”

For more information, or to reserve a copy of an author’s book before the event, call Wellington Square Bookshop at 610-458-1144, or visit the Wellington Bookshop website.

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The Philly Liars Club headed north on the Jersey Turnpike to join Womrath’s Bookstore in celebrating their 60th anniversary serving the Yankee-loving community of Tenafly, New Jersey.

The Philly Liars Club tells Truth About Womrath's Bookstore

Owners Sheila and Bob Kutik kicked off the day-long party by digging into the mammoth birthday cake Maberry brought up for the gig.

Bob and Sheila Kutik Paul Stephanowicz and Keith Stunk

Local author and historian Paul J. Stefanowicz showed up to meet fellow Arcadia author, Keith Strunk.

A 3rd generation Tenafly resident, Paul is assistant borough historian. Along with official borough historian, Alice Renner Rigney, Paul authored TENAFLY, a collection of photographs and compiled anecdotes from Tenafly’s historic archives, as well as current and former residents and their families.

The Philly Liars Tell Truth About Womrath's Bookstore

Marie Lamba abd Keith Strunk laugh as Bob pulls a winner in the Truth or Lie game

Once the party really got rolling we did what we do best — give away free books. Here Marie Lamba and Keith Strunk laugh while Bob pulls the first winner in the Truth or Lie game.Womrath's Bookstore, Tenafly, NJ

Womrath's Bookstore, Tenafly, NJ

Womrath's Bookstore, Tenafly, NJ Owner, Sheila Kutik, picks a winner in the Truth or Lie Game.

Marie Lamba signs her novel for Bob Kutik

“I love the way this store is laid out.” explained Marie Lamba. “You have to walk through the stacks when you first come into the store. So you wind up walking past some really great books if you want to get to the big bestsellers.”

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Freezer Burn author Jon McGoran has a laugh with Bailey Jones and Elizabeth, our favorite children’s librarian, while Patient Zero author, Jonathan Maberry takes a time out to conduct a little Indie commerce.

Another winner of the Truth or Lie game Keith Strunk gives away another book in the Truth or Lie game

As another all-to-quick Truth Tour party came to an end, we made way for the next round of Womrath’s 60th anniversary celebration, authors DeLaune Michel, David Ebershoff and Lisa Unger, on their way in to sip a little wine, read their stuff, and celebrate yet another amazing independent bookstore.

DeLaune Michel David Ebershoff Lisa Unger

Thanks again to Sheila and Bob Kutik and the awesome staff of Womrath’s Bookstore for their hospitality and for giving Tenafly book lovers a legacy of literary independence.

We left plenty of signed books behind so please grab one if you’re in the neighborhood.

The Philly Liars Tell Truth about Womrath's Books and Celebrate 60 Years of Independence

For more information, check out Womrath’s website.

Stay connected with Womrath’s and the Philly Liars Club on Twitter.

- Lafferty

Books are a Gift Beyond Measure

The Philly Liars Club wishes Womrath's a very happy 60th anniversary

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Deborah Sloan Through the serendipity that is Twitter, I met another Indie-minded book lover last night, Deborah Sloan of Deborah Sloan and Company, a promotion firm for books and their creators.

The Voracious Reader, Larchmont, NY

She was talking about the genesis of a book promotion and how it always seems the best ideas come out of the Indie booksellers; this time, Francine Lucidon, owner of The Voracious Reader in Larchmont, NY and her idea for a book promotion wrapped around Angels.

Deborah was kind enough to let me share their great idea with our indie friends just in case you haven’t caught it yet.

From Deborah:

BE AN ANGEL. The best ideas come from indie booksellers.  One brain-storming session with a clever indie bookstore owner (Francine Lucidon of The Voracious Reader, Larchmont, NY) has led to a fabulous Holiday Book Angel program tie-in poster that’s too good not to share.

If you run a holiday book angel program (it’s not too late to start), here’s a ready-to-go graphic that reads “Each time we give to others we are closer to what is truly divine.  Angels are everywhere.  Be a Book Angel.  Purchase a book for a local child or family in need.”

Angels are Everywhere. Be a Book Angel

By running a book angel program, you’re showing your support (and that of your customers) for your community and helping to give many children who’ve never owned a book that chance.  Plus these programs help drive additional sales.

Some suggestions:

  • Select a local organization to work with (shelter, food bank, after school program, etc.) and donate books to.
  • Some stores work closely with the local group to get information about children/families in need – and share that info so customers can purchase for a particular child.
  • Others simply provide a box where customers can place the books they’ve purchase for donation.
  • Depending upon the group’s wishes, you can wrap the books with store giftwrap (a little extra promo, right?) or just deliver them unwrapped.
  • Use the graphics in window and in-store displays (at cashwrap), on your website, in e-newsletters, Facebook pages, etc.
  • Ask a fellow indie bookseller who’s run this type of program for suggestions.

Inspired by:

To request a printed poster, contact:

Deborah Sloan at sloan@deborahsloanandcompany.com; 978.684.5005; or via Twitter @dsloanandco.

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